We were warned by Jules Verne and H.G. Wells, but did we listen? Hell no! And look at us now. Technology has permeated every aspect of our lives like the insidious Face Hugger in Ridley Scott’s Alien. Do you consider people yelling into earpieces while walking down the street normal? Do you feel that your computer is out to personally torture you? Do you have more fun in avatar driven online communities than in real life? Wake up Man, you’ve just entered the BLOGfrontier: an ongoing analysis on modern technology’s reconstruction of our world from an analog fever dream into a Kafka-esque waking reality. And ain’t it a hoot!